Against superheroes surrealism

The hilarious premise that starts with the wonderful Pixar film 'The Incredibles' ('The Incredibles', 2004) is the banning of superheroes after a wave of complaints that begins when a suicide sues Mr. Incredible for saving against his will. Something similar is happening in Vallecas but, as so often, truth is stranger than fiction.

The governing Bankruptcy Administration today denounced the Ray Vallecano Jose Ramon Sandoval for alleged illegal collection. Yes, their own leaders have denounced Mr. Lightning Incredible, the superhero who rules a team on a shoestring budget and a lot of trouble keeping up with their payments, has not only risen to first, but today the team has virtually guaranteed the permanence well before would be expected.

Those responsible for managing the club after the Insolvency Act eligible believe that Sandoval claimed fraudulently 188,200 euros, twelve days before the company was declared in bankruptcy. Note who is right, something that only a judge can decide, it seems that the best for the club is that its leaders denounce the technician during the campaign. First it shows how little the suit and tie care about football in general and the particular Ray. And second because it goes against their own interests: the permanence of the First Ray in is critical to prevent the economic situation of the entity will get worse.

Not having reached a settlement with Sandoval, the logical, convenient, have been waiting for him to finish the league and then with the whole summer ahead, go to court without prejudice to the full team competition. A team, by the way, which is well above the miseries of the Ruiz-Mateos and yuppies who now run the club.

Before the game this weekend against Osasuna, Sandoval promised that the reaction of his team would put a strike on the Japanese: the more difficult things get them more work to continue to give joy to a hobby that has proven itself to death with the coach and his staff. The result could not have been better: the Ray Vallecano swept to a 6-0 endosándoles Navarre, the highest score ever achieved by the franjirrojos in First Division.

The weather put everyone in their place. Since then the de Sandoval and the players, led by Movilla, is the heart of the hobby. The one with the yuppies, bloodsuckers and collectors of frac nobody knows where it is, but all indications are that must be somewhere underground hole where the only happiness is to count money and make towers tickets.