The donut De Gea

In an episode of The Simpsons, Bart is sad because the new video game fashion, the imposing Bonestorm, outside of its possibilities. On a stroll through the mall meets Nelson and Jimbo, who will illustrate the laws of theft and lack of victims. Bart is torn between good and evil. For the latter encouraged him so influential characters like Sonic, Super Mario or Donkey Kong. To defend the good is only golfer Lee Carvalho, extolling the virtues of his game. A little balance balanced. Bart, wearing a jacket that day, took the Bonestorm and put it in your pocket. Once outside the building seemed that his company had come to fruition, but what was his surprise to find that the security chief had been captured with the cameras.

Something similar has happened to Manchester United's Spanish goalkeeper, David De Gea. We just have to put a donut instead of a Bonestorm. Like Bart, De Gea also caught and taken to a room to register. Know if there will also put a video of Troy McClure, who may recall from other chapters such as A Fish Called Selma, about the early history of theft, when the Phoenicians stole olives. The Sun was quick to echo the exclusive , and did not hesitate to publish the goal Manchester United had stolen a donut valued at 1'19 pounds, or whatever it is, 1.35 euros (do not know who wanted to steal from who ...).

Faced with this scandal, which has blocked the switchboards in Washington Post, Herald Tribune and New York Times, the environment of the player was quick to confirm that it is a misunderstanding. Apparently, De Gea was with two friends, one of them had eaten a donut in the mall, when he had been picked up by the cameras. United goalkeeper, who comes to collect about 79,800 euros a week, realizing that he had no portfolio went up to fetch the car, at which it was neutralized by the security services . The same player since Facebook has confirmed that everything is a malentedido, arguing in his defense that he does not like donuts without chocolate.

Beyond the fact I like to throw themselves a question: what if this had happened in Spain and As, Marca, Mundo Deportivo and Sport had launched the story? Many would take the lead hands ... Here the press is bad habits and harass the professional football, but there sensationalism and yellow journalism takes the cake. In The Sun or Daily Mirror love this kind of news, they are even cover meat. Something that, on the other hand, does not detract from any one Premier League is an example in many ways, one thing is football and other media, rather than in Spain, many tend to mix.

The truth is that the press seems to go against De Gea from the keeper landed at the Theatre of Dreams, and there have been the perfect opportunity. It seems that the gatekeepers are some of his favorite victims, I would say to David Calamity James. What is clear is that De Gea await joke a few days. Finally it all came to nothing, and goalkeeper left the supermarket without penalty. What has transpired is whether, like Bart, will be barred from returning. By the way, his friends went to the mall looking for some games ... would the Bonestorm?

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